Sep 2 2010
Original: I Made You a Beard - Fake Beards for All!

A reader tipped me off to this fantastic illustration this morning, by Inga Birgisdottir....
Sep 2 2010
Coco For Beards
Original: Build-A-Beard
With Conan O'Brien finally announcing the name of his new show (properly titled, Conan) on TBS, we wanted to make sure real fans were ready for October 8th. Not only are we hoping he debuts with a full beard, but that each member of the viewing audience has with them their very own bearded Coco Doll.
Yes, that's right, thanks to the wonderful world of Etsy, a few lucky buyers who were fast enough to click "Add to Cart" purchased their very own king of late night.
BaB was slow on the draw, unfortunately. Did you buy one? If so, how much do you want for it?
Sep 2 2010
Coney Island, Here We Come!
Original: Build-A-Beard
In association with Coney Island USA, Donny Vomit presents the 3rd Annual Coney Island Beard & Moustache Competition taking place on Saturday, September 11th, with pre-show/registration from 6:00 - 8:00 p.m. and judging/show to follow. Tickets are $15 at the door.
It's a celebration of facial hair - all lengths and orientations, artistic stylings, and unkempt scruff - highlighting our local favorite beardos and 'stache supporters. Contestants have the opportunity to enter their furry faces in the following follicle categories:
- Best Moustache styled
- Best Moustache Natural
- Best Beard Style
- Best Beard Natural
- Best Fake (or real!!) Female
- Best in Show
- The coveted Worst in Show
Jennifer Miller, the lady with the beard, will also be in attendance cheering on the contestants and scratching her own facial fuzz. In past interviews, Jennifer has been quoted as saying:
"You’ve got Hair Club for Men: they all want it! It goes all the way back to Samson and his big mane of power. That’s why men don’t want women to have too much of it in too many places. So, here I am, a gal with a beard, prancing around the streets of New York.”
Rock on...
Sep 1 2010
Rocky and Balls and Beards and Shirts
Original: Build-A-Beard
You've seen their tongue in (hairy) cheek folksy goodness... you've read their fuzzy thoughts... and now, you can wear their shirts too. Of course I am talking about The Beard Song creators themselves Rocky and Balls.
The exclusive "Ode To A Beard" T-shirt is a short run of only 50 and is available to the world. The shirts are made from 100% organic cotton, screen printed by hand with eco-friendly ink by greenteeprints.co.uk The price is £16.00, plus shipping... sizes Small and Large only.
The shirts go on sale promptly at... like, well somewhere within 2 hours, or so. In the meantime feel free to check out the reworked and in fact brand new video for The Beard Song from the duo by clicking on the bearded chin man below.
Here is the sustaina...
Sep 1 2010
U.S. Open - $7.75 Isn't Worth A Shave
Original: Build-A-Beard
Embrace the beard.
That's the cry of R. A. Dickey of the Mets in response to Tina Taps, the U.S. Open’s director of ball persons (yes, you a) read that correctly b) this job exists) when she told him that in order to be a ball boy for Nikolay Davydenko’s misses, he would need to shave.
According to The New York Times, Dickey was asked if he would be willing to shave for the opportunity to crouch by a net, sweat, and field balls. As of now, he is unsure.
“I would prefer that they ...
Sep 1 2010
Beard and Moustache Charts
Original: Beard Revue
Beard and Moustache Charts:
A superb collection.
Aug 31 2010
Trying Harder To Score Chicks & The Mustache
Original: Build-A-Beard
Ever since Rushmore, I have adored Jason Schwartzman, but this adoration increased ten fold when I caught him on Jimmy Kimmel Live! rocking a sweet 'stache.
The reasoning for it?
"I have this mustache, and the reason I have this mustache is, when I was young, my father had a mustache. Growing up, it embarrassed me. I'm expecting a child in December... I decided to grow out this mustache, so when we take photos…my boy or girl, whatever it is ... they will be embarrassed. So I am now thinking of ways to embarrass my unborn child."
Whatever the reasoning, Jason, you look sophisticated & saucy. 
Aug 27 2010
Original: I Made You a Beard - Fake Beards for All!

Oh man. Marc Johns is a genius. Love all his beardy art, but this one takes the cake....
Aug 27 2010
Original: I Made You a Beard - Fake Beards for All!

Fantastic illustration by Matthew James Taylor, of the great Alan Moore (who has a notably fantastic beard)....
Aug 26 2010
Ohio’s First Beard and Mustache Competition and...
Original: Beard Revue

Ohio’s First Beard and Mustache Competition and Festival
Stephen Alexander, Ambassador for The Gilded Beard, has informed Beard Revue of this most excellent celebration of the hirsute in lovely Dayton, Ohio, on November 13. Plan ahead, beardos.
All are invited and encouraged to come! This will also be a charity event supporting a local home called the Stillwater Center. There will be live music and all kinds of things to buy including Bearded art work. Dulahan has been slated to play live! Also for more information please e-mail ticket@gemcitygentlemen.com you must have this ticket to enter the event. Thank you for your understanding and have a lovely and bearded day!
If you would like to enter, simply show up! Sign-ups will be posted at the door for multiple categories, also you can e-mail ticket@gemcitygentlemen.com.
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Full Beard Natural - Naturally grown Full Beard with no aids.
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Full Beard Styled - Any Full Beard that is styled with any type of styling aid.
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Moustache Natural - Naturally grown Moustache with no aids.
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Moustache Styled - Any Moustache this is styled with any type of styling aid.
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Partial Beard Natural - Partial Beard in...
Stephen Alexander, Ambassador for The Gilded Beard, has informed Beard Revue of this most excellent celebration of the hirsute in lovely Dayton, Ohio, on November 13. Plan ahead, beardos.
All are invited and encouraged to come! This will also be a charity event supporting a local home called the Stillwater Center. There will be live music and all kinds of things to buy including Bearded art work. Dulahan has been slated to play live! Also for more information please e-mail ticket@gemcitygentlemen.com you must have this ticket to enter the event. Thank you for your understanding and have a lovely and bearded day!
If you would like to enter, simply show up! Sign-ups will be posted at the door for multiple categories, also you can e-mail ticket@gemcitygentlemen.com.
- Full Beard Natural - Naturally grown Full Beard with no aids.
- Full Beard Styled - Any Full Beard that is styled with any type of styling aid.
- Moustache Natural - Naturally grown Moustache with no aids.
- Moustache Styled - Any Moustache this is styled with any type of styling aid.
- Partial Beard Natural - Partial Beard in...
Aug 26 2010
Original: I Made You a Beard - Fake Beards for All!

Some subtle beard power in this illustration from Nimit Malavia....
Aug 25 2010
The Hair Behind The Great Food Truck Race
Original: Build-A-Beard
"Hey! That truck has a mustache!"
It takes a lot to get my attention, but when someone yells that a truck is sporting a mustache, you bet that my head is turning to see it. If you're late to the game, The Food Network has a new show called The Great Food Truck Race (GFTR for the savvy readers), which premiered two weeks ago.
Let's sum this up quickly - the competing food trucks are eliminated based on which one makes the least amount of money each week. Each week, a new city, a new challenge, and some bizarre twist to keep it interesting with the hopes of winning $50K.
Here's our favorite food trucks (ranked in order of appeal):
Austin Daily Press
Reasoning:
Aug 25 2010
A Q for the Ladies....
Original: Build-A-Beard
Riddle me this: If your significant other got down on one knee, revealed this new style of facial hair, and asked you to marry him... would you say 'YES'? 
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Aug 25 2010
And We’re Back!
Original: The Jacksonville Beardsmith Society
Hey folks! It’s been a while since the club’s gotten together, but that’s all about to change! We’ve got a lot of great events planned and we’re starting off with a Pub Night. This time around we’re having it at Underbelly/Anomaly in 5 Points, tomorrow night at 7:30 p.m. There well be drink specials for everyone with facial hair (real or fake) and we’ll have plenty to talk about so don’t be late. It’ll be a great time, so let’s get the gang back together, hopefully meet some new bearded friends & drink some beers!

